Monday, August 3, 2009

VSFW Jokes!

What do a priest and a young boy have in common?
They both readily enjoy a solid 401K.

What's long and hard and full of semen?

A printed out hardcopy of a spreadsheet categorizing the sailors of WWII.

How do you make a five year old girl cry twice?
Explain to her the reality of the stock market and then punch her teddy bear.

What's the best part of having sex with a...?
Stop. You're fired.

What's the best part of a pie graph?
Trick question. It's ALL great.

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