Monday, August 3, 2009

VSFW Jokes!

What do a priest and a young boy have in common?
They both readily enjoy a solid 401K.

What's long and hard and full of semen?

A printed out hardcopy of a spreadsheet categorizing the sailors of WWII.

How do you make a five year old girl cry twice?
Explain to her the reality of the stock market and then punch her teddy bear.

What's the best part of having sex with a...?
Stop. You're fired.

What's the best part of a pie graph?
Trick question. It's ALL great.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

VSFW Office Pornography!

This woman with woman action is VERY safe for work!

Look at all them! HOTTTTT! VSFW!


Look at all the analyzing that can happen with this little gem!



Look at this Spreadsheet! This is the perfect thing to look at at work. It's a SPREADSHEET! This is also a great way to sort information, just in case you didn't know what a spreadsheet was.

What does it actually say? I don't know. But Task 1-3 are certainly being completed.